Some murders take seconds...
Others take minutes...
Some murders take hours...
Now...
... this murder...
... takes YEARS!
It began as a nuisance
Ouch! What the...
It became a menace
Get out of my house!
What the f*ck is wrong with you!?
Now...
Forensic Pathologist Jack Cucchiaio is running for his life...
Lunatic has been attacking me all night He's just broken into my house and...
... I need a squad car here right now!
Ok, this might sound ridiculous, but he's got a spoon but it hurts like hell! And.. and I...
H... Hello? Hello?
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
F*ck!
The strange man has been attacking me with a spoon...
... He's haunting me like... oh... everywhere... and... and it... Baby...
Did you say spoon?
Oh I just want my life back!
You need professional help, Jack...
Get the hell out of here!
I'm sorry Jack, but there's just no way to determine that these wounds aren't self-inflicted.
They are not self-inflicted!
You need the evidence, Jack...
Get away from me! Get away from me!
I've travelled 10.000 miles, I'll pay any price!
Just tell me what this means?
The mark of a Genosage! Nothing can stop the Genosage...
... the Genosage will never stop...
... until you are... ... DEAD!
It will follow you to the ends of the earth!
What would you do? You can't escape!
You can't stop it!
You can't kill it!
It will find you!
It will catch you! It will hit you!
With a spoon! Again, and again, and again...
... and again, and again, and again... ... and again, and again, and again... (oh so tired, lol)
The spoon thunders down with relentless merciness, soul shattering fury
Pounding and bounding and bounding, shuffle soft spots into your skull until it cracks!
I feel like I'm losing my mind!
Come on! Come on! Come on mother f*cker!
Jack!
A major motion picture event...
... over 12 years in the making...
... filmed on 5 continents...
... with a running time of over 9 hours!
Perhaps...
... the most relentless murder in the history... of cinema.
Chaotic Rampage American Pictures (C.R.A.P) Proudly presents...
Can you endure 20.000 spoonfulls of terror?
Coming... slowly... ...to a theater near you!
_english subtitle by rast20_